quotes hetalia axis power

The other day, I had an extremely disgusting pizza. England made it. -Itally-

Italy: [On the phone with Japan] Listen to this! I woke up earlier than Germany for once!
Japan: Are you serious? We must celebrate this occasion with a dish of red bean rice

Jerman: Dear diary. Hari ini, Italia diserang oleh Inggris dan Perancis sementara aku sedang keluar.
[Potong ke Inggris memukul Italia di kepala]
Italia: [Merintih] Ve, ve, ve, ve, ve, ve ...
Jerman: Hey! Berhenti memukul Italia ketika aku tidak ada!
[Inggris kabur]
Jerman: Dapatkan kembali ke sini! Memukulnya lagi, dan aku akan membentuk Iona up seperti jantung!
[Berjalan setelah dia]
Prancis: Ambil ini!
[Hits Italia saat ia menangis]
Jerman: [Offscreen] CUT IT OUT!

The fire flares up and burns it to a crisp./Enflames it from side to side and burns it to a crisp./It leaves not a trace... -arthur kirkland a.k.a England-

*[China is talking to his dragon boss]

China: Japan get me this precious pussy cat toy kitty! It's so fluffy!

Dragon: Hey, doesn't that cat's face look a little freakin' goofy to you?

China: (gasp!) Is there some potent to evil in its eyes, o great one?

Dragon: Ahh? Cat just need mouth.

[Dragon draws mouth on cat]

Kitty: Love me?

China: Aah! You've messed her up!

[China begins hitting dragon with kitty]

Dragon: (while still being hit) You realize I am dragon, don't you? Stuffed kitty no hurt me.*

*[France is giving young England a haircut]

France: [holds up a mirror to England's face] "So what do you think?"

England: "I look just like you.. a giant douchebag."*

 

"So I captured Italy, but all I hear is the singing and the laughing and weird accents." -German-

 

*Japan :
"Sir! I respond Japanese way! Be uncrear! Say one thing, but mean something erse compretery opposite, rike, 'I'rr think about it!' Rie to them!"
"(to Italy) Not if you paid me mirrion dorrar."
"I am very preased to meet you."
"Me no rikey."
(to America) Japan: Who goes there?! Thieves wirr receive no mercy!"
"Really? You look so ord and disgusting."
"Your people don't age very werr at arr do they?"*